The spider that lives above my coffee machine. When turned on, it runs down angrily to attack it.

Cake, anyone?

Farewell, fountain.

Farewell, fountain.

Stuffed.

Six police arresting a teenager in tow...

Nimba enjoying 'videos for cats' that I left on for her during my coffee break.

Worrying scene.

Sunny mid-October walk in the Lakes. Wonderful.

Oh dear, train appears to be about 40 degrees and smells of that special 'beany' kind of armpit sweat. Settle back and enjoy...

Port-induced headaches feel classier.

The buns. Lacking cream, but sticky and sweet...