The all new Brit is open for business. I have cautious optimism but am dismayed by seeing a large sports screen...

Summer: open a window and large bees instantly enter and become troublesome.

Summer is here! Hurray!

Jelly on a plate...

Not great. Last minute speech spasm seemed to order 4-cheese with olives and mushrooms...

How I prefer to spend lunchtime - lying down in bed, sun shining through the window, pussy on lap.

Get yourself down to Poundland, ladies.