I call this, 'unhappy guest'

Don't worry... I'm an expert...

Dale st wedding. Sunny. Lovely.

My new favourite website http://ping.fm/5Q0sF

Some mornings, only a greasy egg will do.

Sun, strawberry split, park. Nice.

Lighting a fire in July seems somehow wrong, but hell, its damp and cold, bring on the flames and heat!

When did the white cross start selling generic viagra?

Staying up late drinking pints of 'tiger' in the yorkshire house is not conducive to a morning 'up and at em' state of mind.

Someone left a pint of milk on the doorstep this morning (after the theft yesterday)... Guilty conscience... or serial poisoner?

Someone stole one of our milk bottles this morning. I want to be annoyed, but I've done it in the past, so am not allowed to...

3am mouse gift! Hurray! Thanks, cat.

Champagne makes even a rainy day jolly...

Momos, pre-cooked... Enough do you think?

Making momos...

Don't ask.

The weather is not encouraging me to leave my bed today...

This is it

Just had my mid-life check-up. This seemed to consist of giving quantities of blood, having my chest partially shaved and electrodes stuck to it, and chatting about my holiday plans.

Excess.

Raspberry and Almond Madeira Cake, in the oven. What happened to me? It's Friday night...

Sunset at Ashton dominated/ruined by dozens of singing, happy-clappy Christians. Ffs, go and worship quietly, without your bloody tamborines...

*rootles through fridge* Ah, time for... spritzer!

"Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body." *sigh* Back to work then.