Train is hot, dirty and smells of poo. There is a crying baby. Time is slowing down.

Anyone fancy a game? :)

Enki the cat likes chilli-flavoured crispy seaweed. But then again, so do I.

Just saw a brand new, brown car.

Collect present from sis, then back home to drink it :)

Bored of being out in the rain, I'm off home to drink champagne in bed.

If you see ceefax, there is shame, yes there is...

Do I win the 'spot the earliest Christmas display'? The Works, Lancaster. Words fail me.

More Pad Thai...

Gulab Jamun, bring it to me, much of it, in sticky rose and cardamom syrup...

Summer ales...