Couldn't decide what to eat, so in a panic I made sausage and mash. May need a nap later.

My lunch feels almost healthy...

12 year old cigarettes from Mexico, unopened. A treat for tonight :)

The linguistic challenges of taking a bike course in Anglesey should not be underestimated...

Anglesey is bloody freezing.

Naked catch and release the mouse game at 2.30am. Thanks, cat.

Mid-afternoon snack is not healthy... But it is required...

I'm liking the latest women's fashion line in t k maxx...

My cat has the attitude I aspire to.

Trouble...

First hanging basket of the year, done. That means it's summer now, yes?

Like the weather, my evening is a fusion between winter and summer - spritzers and an open fire.

The night progresses...

Hot Cross Bun!

The all new Brit is open for business. I have cautious optimism but am dismayed by seeing a large sports screen...

Summer: open a window and large bees instantly enter and become troublesome.

Summer is here! Hurray!

Jelly on a plate...

Not great. Last minute speech spasm seemed to order 4-cheese with olives and mushrooms...

How I prefer to spend lunchtime - lying down in bed, sun shining through the window, pussy on lap.

Get yourself down to Poundland, ladies.

Wife left me lunch. In't she sweet?

Largest spring roll ever seen. Couldn't squeeze the girth in my mouth...

11 hours sleep fixes most things, in the short-term at least.

Reserved for samurai.

Worst pasty combo ever? Tuna, pasta and cheese? Pasta?!

I has homemade cake.

Time for an egg bun. With fake bacon, tomato, rocket, Dijon mustard and mayo.

Lovely farm, eaten all up, just a tasty memory now...

January blues? I recommend baking cheese scones - no matter how bleak life seems, it's slightly better, when faced with scones.

Diet time for comfy cat?

Goodbye Pearson's Pet Store, whole block been bought up for student flats...

Goodbye Pearson's Pet Store, whole block been bought up for student flats...

Comforting...

A new veggie creation at the borough. Mushroom pudding. Pudding good but vegetables bland and overcooked...

Okay, bit geeky, but check out that city, 120 points? *sigh* Not for me though.

My attempt at lovely. I have yards to go...

Typical. End of scrabble.

New fridge win.

Heston Blumenthal ruined my breakfast. Foolproof soft boiled eggs, my arse.

Took me a while to work out what was happening here...

No sooner are the boxes delivered than suddenly... Cats.

Nice sunset tonight. View from bathroom...

Time for a quick sausage sandwich...

Suddenly... Smurfs.

Burger with Stilton. Got tonnes of Stilton left from Xmas...

Outside Lancaster police station. No change. #Lancaster4

I want to be disparaging about the needless variety of whisks the world has to offer us... But truthfully I want them all :(

Taxing Xmas gifts...

Breakfast time!