Worst pasty combo ever? Tuna, pasta and cheese? Pasta?!

I has homemade cake.

Time for an egg bun. With fake bacon, tomato, rocket, Dijon mustard and mayo.

Lovely farm, eaten all up, just a tasty memory now...

January blues? I recommend baking cheese scones - no matter how bleak life seems, it's slightly better, when faced with scones.

Diet time for comfy cat?

Goodbye Pearson's Pet Store, whole block been bought up for student flats...

Goodbye Pearson's Pet Store, whole block been bought up for student flats...

Comforting...

A new veggie creation at the borough. Mushroom pudding. Pudding good but vegetables bland and overcooked...

Okay, bit geeky, but check out that city, 120 points? *sigh* Not for me though.

My attempt at lovely. I have yards to go...

Typical. End of scrabble.

New fridge win.

Heston Blumenthal ruined my breakfast. Foolproof soft boiled eggs, my arse.

Took me a while to work out what was happening here...

No sooner are the boxes delivered than suddenly... Cats.

Nice sunset tonight. View from bathroom...

Time for a quick sausage sandwich...

Suddenly... Smurfs.

Burger with Stilton. Got tonnes of Stilton left from Xmas...

Outside Lancaster police station. No change. #Lancaster4

I want to be disparaging about the needless variety of whisks the world has to offer us... But truthfully I want them all :(

Taxing Xmas gifts...

Breakfast time!