Lazy cat enki

... aaaah! the weekend! where's that cold beer?

...what a long week. Thinking of moving to Peru - http://ping.fm/ewozX

... chimney is clean. Now suffering from an 11am fade...

... waiting for the Chimney Sweep to arrive...

... just a small bowl of chilli to get me through the last hour... a tip here: don't put shiitake in chilli :( wrong, wrong wrong...

... drinking hippy tea, taking a bath, listing to uplifting music... I *will* feel human today...

... urgh, feeling groggy, cold and flat today.

... time for leek and potato soup, it might help, it might not...

... a wet pussy is hindering my work

... Monday Monday, can't trust that day.

... I buy plantains... Guy on the African stall, wearily:"Those are plantains..." Me:"I know..." Him (incredulous):"You like plantains??"

... countdown to the weekend...

... time for coffee, shame it's too early for rum.

... eating pizza, it's not a bad thing to be doing...

... drinking a nice hot cup of tea with a cadbury's flake... woah! that's crumby chocolate...

... my house is bloody freezing, just what the hell is going on, eh?

... time to reheat the Tom Yum soup... Add some extra chilli...

... enjoying a finger of fudge and a cup of tea

... Doctors just make it up sometimes, I reckon. "Just, um, rest for 2 more weeks and see how it goes..." Yeah, right.

... eating gold coins, this might take a while, I have lots of them...

... sifting hundreds of emails, wondering why I'm awake so early, deeply unhappy that I'm working again...

... time for mayhem... Happy New year everyone!

... mental prep for tonight's festivities...

... Merry Xmas everyone

... is it time for the port and cheese yet?

... our main website decides to die on Xmas eve? You bastard.

... open fire, glass of red wine, 200g of twiglets... what more could you want?

... my Vibrox is making me feel all stiff and odd...

... just had a chest x-ray: Eastern European nurse, "so, do you have any...", smiles, raises one eyebrow, "...nipple piercings?"

... thinking that now seems like a good time to mull some wine...

... drinking strong coffee and wondering why I'm working at all?

... Oh dear, my first xmas hangover. At least i avoided the lounge though :)

... feeling well enough to party, just a little bit :)

... waiting in vain for coal

... butter-fried potato rosti topped with mature cheddar and chillis for second course of lunch... mmmm

... ah, xmas is great - drinking coffee laced with rum for lunch :)

... feeling the power of beans on cheese on marmite on toast coursing through my veins

... just had Kettle Sweet Chilli Chips for breakfast, this seems wrong, somehow.

... drinking cold chocolate, without rum :( but with chilli kettle crisps...

... drinking hot chocolate laced with rum. This should help...

... finding this particular Monday rather long and tiresome :(

... It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

... a morning of meetings... deep joy...

... East croydon bus station is fairly depressing...

... off to London for a day or so...

... working in a hat and gloves. This can't be right...

... another day... I think I'll spend it working, what fun.

... mmm, Sri Lankan roasted spice coconut curry with rice and dal for lunch...

... it's snowing here... how festive

... feeling ill, ill, ill today :(

... given in and put the heating on... try to defrost my brain and get some work done...

... is not off ill with man-flu (the words of my boss). God I hate that phrase.

... just unblocked the sink, quite an unpleasant task - amazing the stuff that decides to stay in the u-bend...

... mmm, curry... there's nothing like getting a good curry sweat going on a lunchtime...

... hungry, cold and procrastinating...

... I think the time between 2.30pm and 5pm should be used as an 'inspirational siesta' work period. Perhaps hammocks could be used...

... having a busy, stressful morning, which I'm not too keen on really.

... cauliflower soup... first time for everything...

... gah, insomnia again - I blame the last film of the night - the one that was disturbing in all the wrong ways...

... Numb after a late one, an attempt to see the great outdoors will be made, but only after a great deal of coffee and food...

... stew and dumplings for lunch... mmmm

... Nimba the cat is trying to clean my beard for me, but I am resisting...

... stupid triceps hurt

... entering a hellish-sounding meeting, virtually... *sigh*

... cold and hungry... [rummages in the fridge... brrr]

... rather tired...

... hmm, what next? A nice bowl of leek and potato soup with toasted, buttered mustard bread I think....

... the day is looking up - now it is time for a nice pizza slice...

... eating Dan's apple pie and drinking a nice cup of hot tea, in my cold, cold home...

... eating something very, very, very unhealthy...

... very impressed by my wife this morning

... man, finding it hard to get into work mode today :(

... urgh, morning, work, not good, that...

... freezing... *sigh* I'll run round the house a few times :(

... awake too early :( insomnia again...

... time for lunch - saag panir, tarka daal, brinjal bahji and rice... oh yes!

... time for some Danish chocolate-chip sponge cake and a cup of steaming-hot Assam tea...

... *sigh*

... I suspect that this day is going nowhere, fast...

... Should be asleep...

... getting ready for a busy night...

... Cooking a very, very large breakfast :)

... Yeah, yeah, whatever

... is it the weekend yet?

... Pre-train pint in the bree louise...

... so tired... meetings... aaargh... help me...

... Drinking in acton... *sigh*

... off to bloody London

... impressed with the US - an unusual feeling...

... busy start to the week *sigh*

... lazy Sunday eating Spanish leftovers...

Hello World

... eating a hot, hot, hot masala omelette, so I can pretend I'm in India, sweating...

... Friday! Friday! Friday!

... dinner partying...

... I want one :( http://ping.fm/ybSBR

... Today is 8-8-8 ... Hmm ... 888? The year that Charles the Fat died...?

... For me? Really? A dead bird? Why thanks, Enki, my ever-generous cat...

... is it Friday yet?