New friends...

Walk up a mountain or light the fire and cook, bake and eat all day? Tough decision...

Finally learned to make hollandaise without the tears. Cue poached duck eggs on all-butter croissants for breakfast...

Oh good.

I wish.

As a quick snack, buttered toast with thick slices of ripe Brie on it, is hard to beat...

Wake to the sound of rain...

New mini pond. My work here is done...

Eurovision, no, no, no thanks.

Ah yes. Focus is a matter of perspective. Especially at this time of the niggmgtggh... sigh.

Cats sure have a tough life...

Hungry. No food in house. Could someone please pop round with a feast for me?

Snail #22 released...

Cakes!

Blue skies, roasting potatoes, crisp white wine... Happy Easter everyone.

Daytrippers

Lancaster Tweetup. Gregson.

Lancaster Tweetup. Gregson.

Suspicious of space raiders posted through our letterbox...

Headache. As I don't normally get headaches I always imagine I'm having an embolism.

Just poured a cappuccino into my keyboard. By accident. Cue frantic mopping and hair-drying. Sigh.

Misty morecambe...

Hidden Lancaster...

Just bought my first motorbike... Trying to remain calm.

Chip butty. Lots of butter and brown sauce...

Beer festival, Lancaster...

Forgotten paths, a beautiful day for a walk in Lancaster.

Late breakfast...

Stumpy time!

Just spent lunchtime preparing an incredibly bad-for-you-but-oh-so-good pudding...

Lunchtime walk, Lancaster in the sunshine is a beautiful thing.

Last night's curry for lunch...

So hungry. Looking forward to last night's curry remains soon. Then cake. Then town and a pasty. And more cake.

Last night's garlic bread and cheese, transforms magically into a breakfast item. Wrong, but right.

Burlesque night ftw

Fried dumping for lunch. Mmm.

Dragging my arse to London... via The Merchants...

Ah, the ninja postman strikes again. 'Sorry you weren't home...' I WAS BLOODY HOME. *mutter*

Lunch! Veg burger and chips...

Foggy Lancaster...

Everything is better, fried in butter.

Now THAT was a big spider. Where on earth has it been hiding? Was looming above me on the bedroom ceiling...

Cakes!

DIY day...

Home made paneer, currytastic! Happy new year you all!

Afternoon beers then?

Xmas scene...

Drinking some of this year's sloe gin by the fire. Heavenly.

Surprisingly average breakfast in the end. Cold beans, soggy chips, overcooked egg...

First class vegetarian breakfast on the train. It's another world...

Train pa system just said, 'don't tempt me', then, ' don't hate me'. Must be too early for my poor brain... #hallucinations

Monster Munch (Flamin' Hot), a bar of Bournville, and a large mug of mulled wine... should get me through the next hour or so...

Xmas tree, done.

Jacket potato, Lancaster street food at its finest...

Working lunch...

Toad in the hole...

North Staffs oak cakes and steaming coffee...

Bit of snow in Lancaster ...

Late lunch of stew and dumpings...

Having a banana muffin and a brandy coffee. Well, it *is* cold...

Lots of police, a few students, wrong direction...

I love poppadoms...

Good grief, people from work are actually calling me. They mustn't have got the memo...

Too much curry for lunchtime.

Some might say that roast potatoes and gravy is an odd lunch. They are wrong.

Sticky. Toffee. Pudding. Win.

Coffee, polyfilla, wine and roast potatoes...

Tax deductible lunch :)

Strange dream: I was planning to summon Choronzon in someone's living room. I made a circle and pentangle out of glitter and macaroni. Hmm.

Horrible Dr Oetker pizza for lunch

If anyone spots one of those portals to another dimension we talked about, could you point me in the right direction please? #workisnotlife

Veggie Burger, cheese, humous, lettuce, chilli in Pitta for lunch.

Out with the old...

Hmm, a 50 foot tree has just fallen into our garden and onto our kitchen. What a lucky few weeks.

Caro's spicy pumpkin soup...

Pre-train kofta at the Ravi Shankar. Nice.

Walked out of company toilets, then heard (inside) Voice 1. Was that Ralph? Voice 2. Yeah. Voice 1. Bloody Hell! Not sure how to take that..

Black bean chilli made with chipotles, topped with Cheddar, yoghurt.

Noodle soup and light reading.