When did the white cross start selling generic viagra?

Staying up late drinking pints of 'tiger' in the yorkshire house is not conducive to a morning 'up and at em' state of mind.

Someone left a pint of milk on the doorstep this morning (after the theft yesterday)... Guilty conscience... or serial poisoner?

Someone stole one of our milk bottles this morning. I want to be annoyed, but I've done it in the past, so am not allowed to...

3am mouse gift! Hurray! Thanks, cat.

Champagne makes even a rainy day jolly...

Momos, pre-cooked... Enough do you think?

Making momos...

Don't ask.

The weather is not encouraging me to leave my bed today...

This is it

Just had my mid-life check-up. This seemed to consist of giving quantities of blood, having my chest partially shaved and electrodes stuck to it, and chatting about my holiday plans.

Excess.

Raspberry and Almond Madeira Cake, in the oven. What happened to me? It's Friday night...

Sunset at Ashton dominated/ruined by dozens of singing, happy-clappy Christians. Ffs, go and worship quietly, without your bloody tamborines...

*rootles through fridge* Ah, time for... spritzer!

"Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body." *sigh* Back to work then.

There's no sound quite like the sound of a cat vomiting on a pile of clean clothes at 3.30am.

It is just possible that this espresso made with condensed milk milk just save the day...

Middlewood 2011

Peasants.

Wonderful morning sights #12 long-haired alt types struggling to move a big sofa into a small terraced house.

Caro's festival bag is packed and ready to go...

Fuck, yeah.

That's twelve litres of elderflowers, right there, that is.

Bhajis make the world better.

Drummond St curry ftw!

New friends...

Walk up a mountain or light the fire and cook, bake and eat all day? Tough decision...

Finally learned to make hollandaise without the tears. Cue poached duck eggs on all-butter croissants for breakfast...

Oh good.

I wish.

As a quick snack, buttered toast with thick slices of ripe Brie on it, is hard to beat...

Wake to the sound of rain...

New mini pond. My work here is done...

Eurovision, no, no, no thanks.

Ah yes. Focus is a matter of perspective. Especially at this time of the niggmgtggh... sigh.

Cats sure have a tough life...

Hungry. No food in house. Could someone please pop round with a feast for me?

Snail #22 released...

Cakes!

Blue skies, roasting potatoes, crisp white wine... Happy Easter everyone.

Daytrippers

Lancaster Tweetup. Gregson.

Lancaster Tweetup. Gregson.

Suspicious of space raiders posted through our letterbox...

Headache. As I don't normally get headaches I always imagine I'm having an embolism.

Just poured a cappuccino into my keyboard. By accident. Cue frantic mopping and hair-drying. Sigh.

Misty morecambe...

Hidden Lancaster...

Just bought my first motorbike... Trying to remain calm.

Chip butty. Lots of butter and brown sauce...

Beer festival, Lancaster...

Forgotten paths, a beautiful day for a walk in Lancaster.

Late breakfast...

Stumpy time!

Just spent lunchtime preparing an incredibly bad-for-you-but-oh-so-good pudding...

Lunchtime walk, Lancaster in the sunshine is a beautiful thing.

Last night's curry for lunch...

So hungry. Looking forward to last night's curry remains soon. Then cake. Then town and a pasty. And more cake.

Last night's garlic bread and cheese, transforms magically into a breakfast item. Wrong, but right.

Burlesque night ftw

Fried dumping for lunch. Mmm.

Dragging my arse to London... via The Merchants...

Ah, the ninja postman strikes again. 'Sorry you weren't home...' I WAS BLOODY HOME. *mutter*

Lunch! Veg burger and chips...

Foggy Lancaster...

Everything is better, fried in butter.

Now THAT was a big spider. Where on earth has it been hiding? Was looming above me on the bedroom ceiling...

Cakes!

DIY day...

Home made paneer, currytastic! Happy new year you all!

Afternoon beers then?

Xmas scene...

Drinking some of this year's sloe gin by the fire. Heavenly.

Surprisingly average breakfast in the end. Cold beans, soggy chips, overcooked egg...

First class vegetarian breakfast on the train. It's another world...

Train pa system just said, 'don't tempt me', then, ' don't hate me'. Must be too early for my poor brain... #hallucinations

Monster Munch (Flamin' Hot), a bar of Bournville, and a large mug of mulled wine... should get me through the next hour or so...

Xmas tree, done.

Jacket potato, Lancaster street food at its finest...

Working lunch...

Toad in the hole...

North Staffs oak cakes and steaming coffee...

Bit of snow in Lancaster ...

Late lunch of stew and dumpings...

Having a banana muffin and a brandy coffee. Well, it *is* cold...