Nimba enjoying 'videos for cats' that I left on for her during my coffee break.

Worrying scene.

Sunny mid-October walk in the Lakes. Wonderful.

Oh dear, train appears to be about 40 degrees and smells of that special 'beany' kind of armpit sweat. Settle back and enjoy...

Port-induced headaches feel classier.

The buns. Lacking cream, but sticky and sweet...

Lexmoto Motorcycles

Lexmoto Motorcycles, a group on Flickr.

Just to let you know we now have a Lexmoto Motorcycle Flickr Group, why not join and post some pics?

How much pork?

What? No, this box isn't too small for me at all...

Late night, but no injuries.

First communication of the day was a howl of dire portent. Beware! Lest you also hear the dread Instant Message of 'Ralph! Emergency!'

It's not for everyone, but... Thai green curry for breakfast :)

Wednesday night

The deafening sound of silence after several glasses of wine, and the stereo is turned off.. oh.

Time for a break - double espresso and flat milk, a small piece of strawberry cake I made last night.

Okay. Absolutely the last expansion I'm buying...

I love poppadoms...

Hmm, shall I go down here?

Wife made real pie. Good wife.

Ah, the smell of my wife baking...

Carcassonne day... Wine, fire, cheese...

Walk without rhythm.

Train is hot, dirty and smells of poo. There is a crying baby. Time is slowing down.

Anyone fancy a game? :)

Enki the cat likes chilli-flavoured crispy seaweed. But then again, so do I.

Just saw a brand new, brown car.

Collect present from sis, then back home to drink it :)

Bored of being out in the rain, I'm off home to drink champagne in bed.

If you see ceefax, there is shame, yes there is...

Do I win the 'spot the earliest Christmas display'? The Works, Lancaster. Words fail me.

More Pad Thai...

Gulab Jamun, bring it to me, much of it, in sticky rose and cardamom syrup...

Summer ales...

I call this, 'unhappy guest'

Don't worry... I'm an expert...

Dale st wedding. Sunny. Lovely.

My new favourite website http://ping.fm/5Q0sF

Some mornings, only a greasy egg will do.

Sun, strawberry split, park. Nice.

Lighting a fire in July seems somehow wrong, but hell, its damp and cold, bring on the flames and heat!

When did the white cross start selling generic viagra?

Staying up late drinking pints of 'tiger' in the yorkshire house is not conducive to a morning 'up and at em' state of mind.

Someone left a pint of milk on the doorstep this morning (after the theft yesterday)... Guilty conscience... or serial poisoner?

Someone stole one of our milk bottles this morning. I want to be annoyed, but I've done it in the past, so am not allowed to...

3am mouse gift! Hurray! Thanks, cat.

Champagne makes even a rainy day jolly...

Momos, pre-cooked... Enough do you think?

Making momos...

Don't ask.

The weather is not encouraging me to leave my bed today...

This is it

Just had my mid-life check-up. This seemed to consist of giving quantities of blood, having my chest partially shaved and electrodes stuck to it, and chatting about my holiday plans.

Excess.

Raspberry and Almond Madeira Cake, in the oven. What happened to me? It's Friday night...

Sunset at Ashton dominated/ruined by dozens of singing, happy-clappy Christians. Ffs, go and worship quietly, without your bloody tamborines...

*rootles through fridge* Ah, time for... spritzer!

"Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body." *sigh* Back to work then.