12 year old cigarettes from Mexico, unopened. A treat for tonight :)

The linguistic challenges of taking a bike course in Anglesey should not be underestimated...

Anglesey is bloody freezing.

Naked catch and release the mouse game at 2.30am. Thanks, cat.

Mid-afternoon snack is not healthy... But it is required...

I'm liking the latest women's fashion line in t k maxx...

My cat has the attitude I aspire to.

Trouble...

First hanging basket of the year, done. That means it's summer now, yes?

Like the weather, my evening is a fusion between winter and summer - spritzers and an open fire.

The night progresses...

Hot Cross Bun!

The all new Brit is open for business. I have cautious optimism but am dismayed by seeing a large sports screen...

Summer: open a window and large bees instantly enter and become troublesome.

Summer is here! Hurray!

Jelly on a plate...

Not great. Last minute speech spasm seemed to order 4-cheese with olives and mushrooms...

How I prefer to spend lunchtime - lying down in bed, sun shining through the window, pussy on lap.

Get yourself down to Poundland, ladies.

Wife left me lunch. In't she sweet?